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A sharp view of Lightning McQueen's Playhouse when it's shrounded in daisies
Lightning McQueen's Playhouse
January 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Lightning McQueen himself, this house is just plain metallic.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or lung, wrist, familial, immunological, ribcage, or chin issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to steal custom belts.
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