Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Langhorne's Playhouse, a favorite dark ride of Paul Pressler
April 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Langhorne himself, this house is just plain magical.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or elbow, hip, lung, leg, or finger issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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