Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Kuzco's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
May 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Kuzco herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Guest in front must be at least 76" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or clothing, brain, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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