Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Kuzco's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
June 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (according to "Fast Pianist" newsletter)
Decorated by Kuzco himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, water-soluable clothing, or viral, hip, kidney, or skin complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Yawning may occur.
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