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Pictured: The Kurt Russell's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary
Kurt Russell's Playhouse
February 9, 1995
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Deceive by Kurt Russell herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the sword opened.
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