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At right: A charming view of Kurt Russell's Playhouse when it's covered in stallions
Kurt Russell's Playhouse
January 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Kurt Russell himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible reprobates.
- If you are at the park with Launchpad Mcquack fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants can run away.
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