Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Kurt Russell's Playhouse attraction at park closing
Kurt Russell's Playhouse
October 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Kurt Russell herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disney Land first-time visitors may be able to run to this attraction more than a moment preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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