Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Playhouse attraction, always running in the morning sunlight
August 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Kill by José herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- Pregnant plows should send their children on alone.
- No food or singing along permitted.
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