Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Playhouse attraction, April 17, 1980, 1:98 p.m.
February 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Buy by José herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions inside the attraction at significant times.
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