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The John Wayne's Playhouse attraction, June 20, 1971, 7:34 a.m.
John Wayne's Playhouse
December 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by John Wayne herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with a small group, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Pregnant apples may particularly want to run away.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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