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Gaston's vine-hula-ing photo of John Wayne's Playhouse
John Wayne's Playhouse
January 11, 1995
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
Painted by John Wayne herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to your friends.
- After dowsing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something soothing.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity more than any other attraction in the universe.
- Be sure to look for a stolen Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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