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Image: John Lasseter's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Hercules
John Lasseter's Playhouse
January 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Raise by John Lasseter himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 27".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from February 7 to April 9.
- There is a private lounge adjacent to this attraction's walkway.
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