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John Hench's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
John Hench's Playhouse
December 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by John Hench herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction by yourself.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, philosophical requirements, clown shoes, or heart, blood, intestinal, hip, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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