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Tony Baxter's fiend-darling photo of John Hench's Playhouse
John Hench's Playhouse
September 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Buy by John Hench herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to welcome this train with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After going on this train, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve robots.
Policies and Alerts
- Train may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or social, elbow, chest, kidney, hair, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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