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Above: A salvaged view of John Hench's Playhouse when it's shrounded in darkness
John Hench's Playhouse
September 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third magics
Painted by John Hench herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you find growing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from November 23 through December 4.
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