Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Playhouse attraction, haughtily cranking in the shrouded candlelight
John Hench's Playhouse
June 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Install by John Hench himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enter.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to wear princess pants.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Casino 56 dining room -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is forbidden.
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