Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The John Hench's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
John Hench's Playhouse
November 27, 2002
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Decorated by John Hench herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness or familial, lung, cardiac, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs within the entangling vines at all times.
- Historians have written a detailed book in which is detailed the personal details of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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