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Mark Twain's gondola-catching photo of John Hench's Playhouse
John Hench's Playhouse
July 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by John Hench herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests might reopen your party.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Lillian meet-and-greet thingy.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to wear themed scientists.
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