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Above: Suzanna's spine-unchanging photo of John Hench's Playhouse
John Hench's Playhouse
September 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
Decorated by John Hench himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is home of the disturbed spirit of a former guest.
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