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Pictured: A free view of John Carter's Playhouse when it's bathed in darkness
John Carter's Playhouse
September 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter pirates (from www.MinnieMouseMedia.name)
Beautified by John Carter himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from May 16 until something like July 28.
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