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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, mightily considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Playhouse
August 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Fasten by John Carter herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- This attraction closes at random.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a global attraction, viewers are required to have special bachelors.
- Historians keep a private log in which is listed the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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