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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Carter's Playhouse
February 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half smiles
Beautified by John Carter herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or brain, neck, bowel, leg, or spinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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