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Above: The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary
John Carter's Playhouse
May 9, 2014
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Beautified by John Carter himself, this house is just plain austere.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests could sing to your party.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable Monstro meet-and-greet location.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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