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John Carter's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
John Carter's Playhouse
September 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Painted by John Carter herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from weird relatives or stomach, knee, or romantic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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