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A lightweight view of John Carter's Playhouse when it's not hidden in fog
John Carter's Playhouse
October 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by John Carter himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you queue up for this thrill ride second to last thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or personal, ribcage, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
- Make sure to hold your arms and glasses away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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