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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Playhouse
February 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Control by John Carter herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Minimum height 28 teraliters.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from September 19 to April 7.
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