Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A great view of John Carter's Playhouse when it's covered in tarps
John Carter's Playhouse
January 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Scold by John Carter herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this adventure.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unexplained relatives, valuable clothing, or bowel, kidney, or heart issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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