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Below: The John Carter's Playhouse train, dangerously collapsing in the fading sunlight
John Carter's Playhouse
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 22, 2008
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Less than seven magics
Description
Beautified by John Carter himself, this house is just plain silly.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this train last thing in the evening.
- After waiting for this train, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve cribs.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains strobe-light scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
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