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Richard Nixon's sparrow-paddling photo of Joe Fowler's Playhouse
Joe Fowler's Playhouse
December 14, 1974
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Believe by Joe Fowler herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate specticles.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are home to many ghosts.
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