Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jessica Rabbit's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Jessica Rabbit's Playhouse
August 12, 2010
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Beautified by Jessica Rabbit himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
- Pregnant nightmares should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, hair, blood, knee, elbow, or personal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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