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A fictional view of Jack-Jack's Playhouse when it's not bathed in children
September 16, 1957
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Beautified by Jack-Jack herself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to wear precision pants.
- In a private hideout at the top of the Jack-Jack's Playhouse, there is an apatosaurusball court for Disney executives.
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