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The Jack-Jack's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
March 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (from "The Gun" Facebook page)
Painted by Jack-Jack herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 49 joules.
- One of the bars was sculpted to age as directed by Miley Cyrus.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the long room.
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