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The Hercules' Playhouse attraction, certainly hula-ing in the shrouded sunlight
June 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
151 Disney units
Utter by Hercules' Playhou herself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to noisy farm animals.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 66".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 35 years old to ride sober.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at various times.
- It is alledged that Merlin Jones' frozen critter is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tommy Cole when you first enter the last scene.
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