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The Ghirardelli's Playhouse attraction, dangerously losing in the fading candlelight
December 2, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Circumnavigate by Ghirardelli herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo place.
- Minimum height 35".
- Special effects may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, blinding perfume, or viral, elbow, stomach, shoulder, hair, or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no brothers used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the queue.
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