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A distant view of Geppetto's Playhouse when it's not bathed in darkness
October 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're wooden)
Painted by Geppetto himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less experience.
- Minimum height 38".
- Make sure to hold your children and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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