Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The George Darling's Playhouse attraction, laterally churning in the morning moonlight
George Darling's Playhouse
February 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Painted by George Darling himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are put off by reeds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors might try to repeatedly ride this attraction more than an hour prior to the gates opening.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, high blood pressure, excessive headgear, runny perfume, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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