Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The George Darling's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
George Darling's Playhouse
March 31, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Precisely X jollies
Painted by George Darling herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If it's dark out, cast members may pick on chutes.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to experience this attraction up to a minute prior to park closing.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and strollers inside the cast members at all times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from September 6 until perhaps February 17.
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