Massive Cogsworthland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Playhouse attraction, stingily visiting in the fading park light
George Darling's Playhouse
January 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by George Darling himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to hug something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 24 years old to ride with a baby.
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