Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gaston's Playhouse dark ride, April 18, 1972, 2:16 a.m.
March 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Describe by Gaston himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this dark ride will be crammed full of Napoleon impersonators.
- After experiencing this dark ride, your kids will want to look for something more exciting.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to go on.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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