Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frozone's Playhouse attraction, greatly considered to be the best invisible attraction at Disneyland
December 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Frozone himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a blue thing.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and wearing camps).
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unexplained allergies, inappropriate headgear, or wrist, heart, spinal, lycanthropic, ribcage, or bowel issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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