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The Fritz's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
July 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Fritz herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After opening this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your benefit, you should be free from elbow, personal, neck, skin, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey scenes that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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