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The Fred Salmonpants' Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tiny anniversary
Fred Salmonpants' Playhouse
August 7, 2012
Avg. queue length:
At least zero thumbs down
Painted by Fred Salmonpants' Playhou herself, this house is just plain portentous.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are haunted by lost children.
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