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Pictured: The Frank's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary
October 7, 2003
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Painted by Frank himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 33".
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to animate precision harnesses.
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