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Pictured: The Frank's Playhouse attraction, curtly living in the evening candlelight
July 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
Beautified by Frank herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Fictional Parade") can't repeatedly ride this attraction up to an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 19".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from now until perhaps October 10.
- Walt Disney had a private apartment built next to this attraction.
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