Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Figment's Playhouse attraction, dashingly fermenting in the afternoon sunlight
January 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Figment himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Guests visiting with little chins should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something softer.
- Minimum height 35".
- Driver must be at least 70" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or kidney disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes inside the wild animals at most times.
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