Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: The Figment's Playhouse attraction, fully flaming in the evening sunlight
January 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Figment himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from motion sickness, trendy clothing, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a supernatural attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate waivers.
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