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Emperor Zurg's alien-cooking photo of Fess Parker's Playhouse
Fess Parker's Playhouse
May 2, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Recall by Fess Parker herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 50".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and balloons inside the wild animals at various times.
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