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The Fess Parker's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Fess Parker's Playhouse
August 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Fess Parker herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to point at your party.
- You must be at least as large as a duck to not be scarred for life.
- The trees visible from this attraction are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a musical Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
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