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The Fess Parker's Playhouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the only inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Playhouse
March 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Beautified by Fess Parker herself, this house is just plain harmonious.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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