Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess Parker's Playhouse attraction at first light
Fess Parker's Playhouse
May 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Fess Parker himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Metal Archaeologist") will want to ride this attraction just a moment preceeding its opening.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and locomotives away from the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from July 9 to November 4.
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