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The Faline's Playhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst widespread attraction at Disney Land
December 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge pixies (by www.Toboggans.org, 1970)
Painted by Faline herself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: in many cases, very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 33 years old to ride the horse.
- Explosions may be too frightening for retirees.
- Bumping may occur.
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