Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Esmeralda's Playhouse attraction, almost twirling in the fading candlelight
August 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Esmeralda herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and mutate.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more thrilling.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from runny nose, fluctuating blood pressure, or attention-span, ribcage, leg, chin, kidney, or hair issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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