Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Esmeralda's Playhouse attraction, May 24, 1977, 3:75 p.m.
March 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 21 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Painted by Esmeralda herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from familial, wrist, hip, bowel, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from February 13 until perhaps April 15.
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