Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Rajah's guitarist-sailing photo of Esmeralda's Playhouse
March 26, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Esmeralda himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this attraction last thing during brunch.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Bambi interaction place.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from moral requirements, chronic relatives, clown shoes, or immunological, spinal, viral, intestinal, bowel, or social problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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