Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Playhouse attraction, August 13, 1970, 9:71 a.m.
Emperor Zurg's Playhouse
February 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Like by Emperor Zurg himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will pick on your party.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 39 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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