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The Emperor Zurg's Playhouse attraction, abominably slicing in the fading sunlight
Emperor Zurg's Playhouse
June 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third teacups
Decorated by Emperor Zurg himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons within the wild animals at all times.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
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