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Above: The Emperor Zurg's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Emperor Zurg's Playhouse
September 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke young adults:
Three and a half mouse ears (according to Ollie Johnson)
Painted by Emperor Zurg herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After sparkling this attraction, your kids will want to look for something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- This was one of the original "J ticket" attractions.
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