Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Eeyore's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
January 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Eeyore herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 52".
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from February 23 to June 29.
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