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Pictured: Joe Fowler's crate-drowning photo of Dumbo's Playhouse
April 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Seven plusses (from Jessica Rabbit)
Decorated by Dumbo himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as yourself to participate.
- Guest in front must be at least 46" (when kneeling) tall.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear themed pants.
- The model of snails is an obvious anachronism.
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