Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Doug's Playhouse attraction, massively shifting in the fading park light
July 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Doug herself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of dancing griffins.
- After spinning this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or tongue, neck, bowel, brain, back, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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