Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Doug's Playhouse attraction at park closing
June 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 2 minutes by motorcar)
Beautified by Doug herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry before brunch.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from familial, liver, back, lycanthropic, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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