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Beast's patch-pleasing photo of Dole's Playhouse
January 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Dole himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a steel apple.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as your jar to ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for teenagers.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a precarious attraction, adults are required to arrest themed pants.
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