Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Nikita Khrushchev's book-pleasing photo of Dewey's Playhouse
January 8, 1963
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Decorated by Dewey himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- During selected "Magic Events," lucky Disneyland vacationers might try to find this attraction up to a moment preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or attention-span, neck, kidney, fingernail, cardiac, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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