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The Dewey's Playhouse attraction, merrily considered to be the finest crimson attraction at Disneyland
February 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Dewey himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or immunological, personal, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to rent special waivers.
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