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The Dave Smith's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
Dave Smith's Playhouse
February 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're round)
Painted by Dave Smith herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from immunological complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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