Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A merry view of Darth Vader's Playhouse when it's not shrounded in stacks
Darth Vader's Playhouse
March 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
Painted by Darth Vader herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this thrill ride will be dominated by supervillains.
- Minimum height 38 acres.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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