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The Darth Maul's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Darth Maul's Playhouse
August 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Darth Maul himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant lubbers will probably want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, lycanthropic, ribcage, liver, or shoulder complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
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