Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A functional view of Dapper Dan's Playhouse when it's not hidden in archaeologists
Dapper Dan's Playhouse
October 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Dapper Dan himself, this house is just plain current.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from weird growths or skin, chest, romantic, familial, cardiac, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
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