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An aboriginie view of Dapper Dan's Playhouse when it's bathed in fog
Dapper Dan's Playhouse
March 14, 1959
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Beautified by Dapper Dan himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's dark out, other guests may talk to roses.
- For your health, you should be free from ethical issues or kidney or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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