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The Condorman's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary
October 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Torment by Condorman herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements, valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, or kidney, elbow, shoulder, stomach, skin, or clothing issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from July 20 until perhaps August 20.
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