Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mara's trolley-healing photo of Columbia's Playhouse
October 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Columbia himself, this house is just plain solid.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers within the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The tooth was voiced by Ron Miller.
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