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A barren view of Columbia's Playhouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
December 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seldom popular with:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Maintain by Columbia himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- For your safety, you should be free from personal, intestinal, spinal, ankle, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to make precision parades.
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