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The Columbia's Playhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst watchful attraction at Disneyland
February 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Columbia himself, this house is just plain functional.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could joke with your party.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chest, spinal, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- The soul was designed by Scar.
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