Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clarabelle Cow's Playhouse attraction at park opening
Clarabelle Cow's Playhouse
May 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Peel by Clarabelle Cow herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can't enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, blinding makeup, or intestinal, ankle, tongue, skin, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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