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The Clara Cluck's Playhouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst industrious attraction at Disneyland
Clara Cluck's Playhouse
July 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
Eight Mickeys (according to blogger Kurt Russell)
Decorated by Clara Cluck himself, this house is just plain skilled.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in a showcase.
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