Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Clara Cluck's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clara Cluck's Playhouse
January 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Clara Cluck herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed, distracting growths, punk haircuts, or blood, skin, nasal, spinal, lycanthropic, or wrist disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction's tedious queue.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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