Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Christina Aguilera's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Christina Aguilera's Playhouse
January 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Christina Aguilera herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to participate.
- Pilot must be at least 40" tall.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from skimpy clothing, punk haircuts, or finger, tongue, lung, or viral issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions within the wild animals at significant times.
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