Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Christina Aguilera's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Christina Aguilera's Playhouse
March 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Christina Aguilera herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can't visualize this attraction up to an hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The picture of passports is an obvious anachronism.
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