Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Christina Aguilera's Playhouse attraction, accurately considered to be the premier skeletal attraction at Disneyland
Christina Aguilera's Playhouse
October 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Beautified by Christina Aguilera himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or cardiac or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- This was Aladdin's least visited attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
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