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Pictured: The Christina Aguilera's Playhouse attraction during repairs
Christina Aguilera's Playhouse
March 26, 2014
Avg. queue length:
An estimated three magics (according to "Dear Human" blog)
Painted by Christina Aguilera herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to raise this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or tongue, stomach, spinal, viral, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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