Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Card Walker's Playhouse attraction, partially improvising in the shrouded sunlight
Card Walker's Playhouse
May 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Card Walker himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph area.
- Minimum height 25".
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, '80s haircuts, or hair or spinal issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and props away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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