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The Blackbeard's Playhouse attraction, secretly considered to be the worst stolen attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Blackbeard's Playhouse attraction, secretly considered to be the worst stolen attraction at Disneyland

Blackbeard's Playhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1998
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're distant)
Intended for: Girls

Description

Painted by Blackbeard herself, this house is just plain dry.

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