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Above: The Blackbeard's Playhouse attraction, secretly considered to be the worst stolen attraction at Disneyland
April 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're distant)
Painted by Blackbeard herself, this house is just plain dry.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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