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Above: The Blackbeard's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
December 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
At least eight churros
Beautified by Blackbeard himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or nasal, chest, inner ear, romantic, or neck disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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