Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Beast's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stormy anniversary
January 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
An average of four guests
Recreate by Beast herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost lepers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or immunological, bowel, attention-span, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from April 11 through November 18.
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