Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Beast's Playhouse attraction at a distance
March 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Beast himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will make silly comments to buckets.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clothing, chest, romantic, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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