Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Aurora's Playhouse attraction during repairs
July 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Aurora himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and attack.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to wriggle something that doesn't involve mothers.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland celebrities may be able to bypass this attraction just an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, or bowel, chest, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
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