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The Art Linkletter's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Art Linkletter's Playhouse
August 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're whiskered)
Painted by Art Linkletter himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If it's your birthday, cast members could joke with you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or skin, neck, hair, personal, viral, or familial issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs away from the cast members at all times.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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