Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Aida's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mars
December 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Aida herself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Oldest guest must be at least 64" tall.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or immunological, inner ear, lycanthropic, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy precision specticles.
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