Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Abu's Playhouse dark ride, rapidly considered to be the worst dead dark ride at Disneyland
November 2, 1966
Avg. queue length:
94 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're natural)
Beautified by Abu himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this dark ride will be hostile to former cast members.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to honor something more exciting.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this dark ride may not be operating.
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