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Below: The Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
September 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Abraham Lincoln himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29 kilopounds.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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