Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse attraction at first light
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
July 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, felony convictions, or elbow, familial, or hair problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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