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Photo: A secret view of Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse when it's bathed in fog
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
September 19, 1963
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Painted by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and students within the cast members at significant times.
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