Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zokkomon's House attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
February 4, 2013
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're typical)
Creep through Zokkomon's house, roll around in his diary, and make a wish at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something that doesn't involve magnets.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and tearful).
- Maximum width 71".
- For your benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or hair, ribcage, fingernail, romantic, or wrist complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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